G’day World,
Seems I have been inundated with requests from my pirate-buster mates for more shots of me on the hunt again. (well there will be any minute now….I’m sure)
So here is my latest sortie on the high seas in my trusty ol rubber ducky…..”The Collapso!”
She took a few rounds in the heat of battle as you can see, but she’s a tough old chook (I mean duck) and its gonna take a lot more than a few crook shots from a bunch of rum soaked swill, to send me and my baby twenty thousand leagues under the sea I’ll give ya the tip!
I took a round in the gob myself while attempting to catch a bullet between my teeth and show those bludgers that its not OK for them to go about robbing multinational corporations like they do and deny them the right to make a few bucks, the way they do.
They have to answer to their shareholders you know and just because they create false needs in consumers and have a long history of interference in the policies of sovereign nation states and use invasive advertising, spamming, telemarketing and child-targeted advertising to make a quid, it doesn’t mean they should become the object of attention or be attacked by the likes of those bloody buccaneers!
They might make massive campaign contribution’s in democratic elections where their product is given top priority while human rights and other important social issues are given no priority or consideration at all. They might be seen to be a threat to such basic civil rights as privacy and they might be seen to terrorize consumers into believing they will be hunted down like dogs for pirating or file sharing their products. But it doesn’t give those scurvy dogs of the sea the right to rob them like they do.
These rebellious scallywags who operate outside the restricting bureaucracy of modern life, might think they are putting it right up those multinational corporations of this world, but I’m here to remind them that they either mend their wicked ways or end up,”dancing the hempen jig”
Oh yeah, have a nice day and don’t forget to wash behind your buccaneers. 😉
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